Adult funny jokes,

A mother found her son scooping ice cream in the kitchen and was mad.

Mom : "Dinner is going to be ready in an hour, put that ice cream away and go play."

Son : "But mom, there's no one to play with."

Mom : "I'll play with you, what do you wanna play?"

Son : "Lets play mommy and daddy, you go upstairs and lay down on the bed."

The mom said ok and went upstairs. The son put on his dad's fishing hat and lit up one of his dad's cigarettes. He went upstairs and opened the door.

Mom : "Now what do I do?"

Son : "Get your ass out of bed, you whore, and fix that kid some fucking ice cream."

jokes,

Logic

human = eat+work+sleep+sms

khota = eat+work+sleep

hence

human = khota+sms

or

human-sms = khota


proved that
human without sending sms is khota:-)

English SMS

Be close wth someone

 

Dont only be close wth someone

who makes U happy...
Be close wth someone

who cant be happy without U.

It makes a lot of

Difference in life.

hindi sms

Zindgi shuru hoti he rishto se,

Rishte shuru hote he Pyar se,

Pyar shuru hota he apno se,

aur apne shuru hote he aapse

kannada sms joke

Headmaster: Ee sala neenu 75% marks baro haage try maadbeeku.
Student: 100% percent barohaage maadteeni sir!
H.M: Hey joke maadbeeda...
Student: Magane yaavano first joke maadavnu?

Funny jokes,

Teacher: “Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE? ”
Ranga : “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day
same time.”

Funny jokes,

ಎಲ್ಲಿದ್ದೀಯಾ..?

ನಿನ್ನ ಬ್ಲಡ್ ಗ್ರೂಪ್ ಯಾವುದು?

ಇಲ್ಲೊಂದು ಆಕ್ಸಿಡೆಂಟ್ ಆಗಿದೆ....!!!

ಅರ್ಜೆಂಟಾಗಿ ಬ್ಲಡ್ ಬೇಕಾಗಿದೆ, ಇಲ್ಲಾಂದ್ರೆ ನನ್ನ ಪ್ರೀತಿಯ ‘ನಾಯಿ’ ಸತ್ತೋಗುತ್ತೆ ಪ್ಲೀಸ್

English SMS

Teacher: Johnny, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the
same as your brother’s. Did U copy his?
Ranga : No, teacher, it’s the same dog!

Funny jokes

TEACHER: George, go t o the map and find North America.
RANGA: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, Johnny, who discovered America?
RANGA: RANGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jokes,

A gay donated a huge money to the church. Happy priest to the gay: `You can select 3 hymns.` Immediately the gay stood up, pointed to three men, and said: `Him, him, and him!`